gold Flakes




If you found poop loaded with gold flakes in front of your door, what would you think/do?

You get up to get the paper in the morning, and you see a large piece of poop absolutely loaded with gold flakes right as you exit the front door. What do you do or think?
Any serious answers? I can't figure out who did it, it looked as if they did it right there sometime overnight. I don't believe anyone could have seen it as it's rather dead around here overnight.

The question is did they intend that special dropping for you or you just got the lucky dropping on random chance.

If they did not intend for you to get the gold dropping, they must not like you for one reason or another. Do you have pets that do in their yard? Do you look at any certain neighbor funny? There could be many reasons for the target.

If they made sure you got the gold flakes, you should really be puzzled. Expect the person that did this to be watching or checking up on you. Here's what I suggest. Dry it out outside where it won't get any moisture/rain. Then when fully dry and light, break it up seperating all the gold flakes. After you clean the flakes and your hands get crafty. Use the flakes to fill in your address numbers or put that bling on a garden gnome or something. Once the offender sees this they will be even more puzzled then you. Also pay attention to neighbors that drink the alcohol with gold flakes in it or anyone who goes out to eat at restaurants that would foil their desserts or food.

Or either way you can save it in a airtight container or heavy duty clear bag and take it around to all the neighbors and ask about it. It would be good if you learned about people body/eye movements, if lying) before you did this.

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